There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw a ...

A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrestThe editor issued following retraction: half the city councilaren't crooks.谁是骗子？　　一次，一份报纸刊登了一篇社论，直接指出市议会里有一半人是骗子。在被罚以拘留后 ...

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop."How can I help you?" asked the stylist."I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained,"but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000.""No problem," said the...

It's one of may favorate songs. One day before, I thought I had walked out the November rain because of her, but today, the raindops in last 5 months gathered together and splashed on my head. I feel so cold, I don't kown how to really walked out the november rain, I don't kown how to go through the ...

"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it.""Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."你会省得更多“妈 ...